The Smells of Trek

Sure, maybe you’ve dreamed of looking like a chiseled 60s Shatner or sounding like the mellifluous Spock, but have you ever wanted to smell like your favorite Trek star? Well, if you have, Genki Wear has you covered. The line of three colognes/perfumes are due out this year, perhaps in conjunction with the movie, and are called “Tiberius” (“Difficult to define and impossible to refuse”), “Red Shirt” (“Because Tomorrow May Never Come”), and “Pon Farr” (“Will drive him wild”). No news on what the scents actually smell like yet, but “Tiberius” might just end up being this year’s must-have for the serial lover in all of us! Singles, be warned.